January 20, 2006

Who's Nuts Mr Honky Tonk?

Overnight, our hero has veered wildly from coherent to raving-lunatic. Another guy in the office took this call earlier today:

"Good afternoon. How can I help?"
"The Brazilians are nosy parkers. We like Brazil nuts though."
"Hmm. Okay."
"Yes. And tell your Chairman to stop cavorting around like a gazelle. Okey dokey? Toot Toot."

Line goes dead.

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